Harmless Mistake

A man drove his car on the motorway. It was a cold January morning and he wore an anorak over his thinning woollen jumper and cotton shirt. A knitted brown hat perched high on the crown of his head; his large, fleshy ears protruding underneath amidst haphazard clumps of white hair. His wrinkled hands lay gently on the steering wheel, rarely moving from the ten to two position. A faded rucksack lay on the passenger seat next to him. He stared straight ahead and hummed to himself, as if he were still making the transition from the dreamland he had awoken from only half an hour earlier.

Here and there, traces of snow clung to the grassy embankment on the side of the carriageway. The road was wet with dirty meltwater that formed larger puddles in places. As he drove along, the windscreen became gradually more opaque until he realised he would have to wash it. The man fumbled with the various levers around his hands, turning on the front and back wipers and flashing his headlights before finally locating the washer button. Window clean, he settled back to staring at the long grey road ahead.

His brother had asked him to help with some work on the guttering of the house he had just bought. As he drove, the man reflected that he had been right to set off early; it was a two hour drive to Birmingham and he hadn’t wanted to get stuck in rush hour traffic. The roads were almost empty; he would arrive just in time for breakfast. Probably Violet would cook him up some bacon and eggs, he thought, smiling.

The man admired the pink cirrus cloud formation in the sky all around him. He passed under a concrete flyover, and suddenly a lorry thundered past; horn blaring, headlights flashing. His windscreen was covered once again with a film of filth. Other drivers could be so rude and impatient, he thought. ‘Better late than never,’ had always been his motto, along with ‘never put off til tomorrow what you can do today.’

He glanced at the clock on his dashboard; how long had he been driving? he wondered. It felt as if he had been travelling for hours; he was feeling a little tired. He couldn’t recall seeing any road signs recently; perhaps he hadn’t been paying close enough attention. Which junction did he need? He tried to remember what his brother had said on the phone. He could picture Harry sitting on the seat in the hallway where he would always sit when he was on the telephone. He imagined his young nephew going up and down the tiles on his red tricycle; he never seemed to tire of that game. Violet would be in the kitchen at the back in her floral apron, cooking up something wonderful.

After a while he noticed that his hands were cold. He had left his gloves at home, or had he? He glanced over at the rucksack but decided it would be too difficult to try to open it whilst driving. He twiddled with some knobs and put on the heater. Within a short time, the windscreen began steaming up. He leaned across to retrieve a cloth from the glove box. It wasn’t there. Didn’t he always keep a cloth in there? Confused, he drifted momentarily into the next lane and another lorry came blaring past, setting his heart thumping. He turned off the heater and slowed down until the windscreen cleared.

As he approached another motorway bridge, he caught sight of a figure on top of it, behaving rather strangely. He felt panicked; was this one of those moments he had always feared? Was the person about to jump from the bridge into his path? It was too late to take any evasive action. Puzzled, he stared at the figure as he passed under the bridge; they were waving their arms about wildly. That poor madman, he thought as he breathed a sigh of relief, glad to put some distance between them.

He had only just managed to regain his composure when there was something else to deal with up ahead. He leaned forward, screwed up his eyes and tried to work out what it was. It was the remains of a burst tyre he realised. That could cause a nasty accident, he thought. If I’d been going any faster I would never have had time to see that. He drove around it, swerving back into lane and continued on his way, oblivious to the little red light on the dashboard.


How stupid to run out of petrol. He sat in the car, seat belt fastened, and wondered what he should do next. Harry would be wondering where he had got to. He didn’t have long to think about it. The police pulled over in front of him, hurrying him out of the car and on to the grass verge, shouting at him something about going the wrong way. How did they know where he was going and whether he was going the wrong way or not? It was just a harmless mistake to run out of fuel. Could happen to anyone.


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A Tale of Two Sisters

Here is my entry from last week’s Ad Hoc competition. A bit different in style so I would welcome any comments on whether it works or not!


Two sisters named Barnes. One tall and quiet; one short and mouthy.

One Friday night pub trip. Two pints of ale, one packet of peanuts.

One booth in the corner, two phones on the table. No messages received.

Six glances at the doorway. One shake of the head, one muttered insult.

Five pounds on the fruity, two pints of ale and one packet of pork scratchings.

Two trips to the ladies; one swipe of lip gloss, one spritz of perfume, one toilet blockage.

Two gin and slimlines, one heated discussion, no messages received.

Two elbows jostling, one bottom pinched, one frosty reception.

One bottle of house white, two glasses with that. No change from a tenner.

One phone call unanswered, one voicemail left. One shake of the head.

Two sisters, two jackets, one trip to the kebab shop.

One morning, two hangovers, one new resolution.



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